my name is hope

egberts:

"short people stick together" how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

sigurrossgeller:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the…

proctalgia:

when i die, then you will realize.

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

irl-spain:


samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

claudiugh:

hearing someone curse in front of children like

image

theeppytomymacca:

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*