my names hope

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note-a-bear:

When Iggy thought she could come at Snoop, she didn’t realize she was auditioning for Drag Me to Hell 2

note-a-bear:

When Iggy thought she could come at Snoop, she didn’t realize she was auditioning for Drag Me to Hell 2

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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shakespeareishq:

dimasdailies:

Who the was the GENIUS behind mixing Mumford and Sons and Ke$ha?!

Like.

Who gave you the right.

THIS IS THE MOST SHAKESPEAREAN THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVER

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

animatedtext:

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2